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Naughty nuns

Post Number:#1  Postby fun diver » Tue Jan 04, 2011 4:55 am

A train hits a bus load of nuns and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter.
He asks the first nun, ''Sister Karen, have you ever had any contact with a penis?''

The nun giggles and slyly replies, ''Well once I touched the head of one with the tip of my finger.''

St. Peter says, ''OK, dip the tip of your finger in the holy water and pass through the gate.''

St. Peter asks the next nun the same question, ''Sister Elizabeth have you ever had any contact with a penis?''

The nun is a little reluctant but replies ''Well once I fondled and stroked one.''

St. Peter says ''OK, dip your whole hand in the holy water and pass through the gate.''

All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of nuns, one nun is pushing her way to the front of the line.

When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says ''Sister, Sister what seems to be the rush?!

''The nun replies, ''If I'm going to have to gargle that holy water, I want to go before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!"
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Re: Naughty nuns

Post Number:#2  Postby ericliow » Tue Jan 04, 2011 11:08 am

hahahhaa.....this one is funny.....
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Re: Naughty nuns

Post Number:#3  Postby EddySmellyFish » Thu Jan 06, 2011 12:12 am

LOL! This is hilarious! Thanks for sharing! ^_^
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Re: Naughty nuns

Post Number:#4  Postby yellowfins » Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:49 pm

:D :D :D :D :D good joke
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