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Laughter is the best medicine..?

Laughter is the best medicine..?

Post Number:#1  Postby PlaceboDiver » Wed Dec 22, 2010 2:34 pm

Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!
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Post Number:#2  Postby PlaceboDiver » Wed Dec 22, 2010 2:35 pm

Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy...
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Post Number:#3  Postby PlaceboDiver » Wed Dec 22, 2010 2:36 pm

New AIDS awareness slogan:
Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.
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Post Number:#4  Postby PlaceboDiver » Wed Dec 22, 2010 2:39 pm

Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.
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Post Number:#5  Postby PlaceboDiver » Wed Dec 22, 2010 2:39 pm

Q: What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later
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Post Number:#6  Postby PlaceboDiver » Wed Dec 22, 2010 2:40 pm

Advantages of having an affair with a married women.
They give like hell.
They do not yell.
They do not tell.
They do not swell and there is no wedding bell!
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Post Number:#7  Postby raffidi » Wed Dec 22, 2010 3:00 pm

Haaaa.......entertaining....keep it coming!!!
Thanks bro!
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Post Number:#8  Postby PlaceboDiver » Wed Dec 22, 2010 3:01 pm

:smileinbox: :smileinbox: :smileinbox: :smileinbox:
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Post Number:#9  Postby EddySmellyFish » Wed Dec 22, 2010 4:48 pm

wow these are some good stuffs ^_^
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Post Number:#10  Postby PlaceboDiver » Wed Dec 22, 2010 5:59 pm

EddySmellyFish wrote:wow these are some good stuffs ^_^



haha...  :smileinbox: :smileinbox:
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Post Number:#11  Postby ericliow » Thu Dec 23, 2010 11:30 am

thanks for sharing.... nice one
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Post Number:#12  Postby PlaceboDiver » Thu Dec 23, 2010 1:33 pm

no prob  :P :P
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Post Number:#13  Postby stonefins » Mon Dec 27, 2010 7:06 pm

i love this the most

Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.

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Post Number:#14  Postby PlaceboDiver » Tue Dec 28, 2010 6:57 pm

stonefins wrote:i love this the most

Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.

hahahahahha




hahahaha... that's funny... LMAO!!!
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Post Number:#15  Postby H.O Scuba Adventure » Thu Feb 24, 2011 6:06 pm

cool..!!made me smile for a while :D :D :D
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Post Number:#16  Postby decimal86 » Mon Feb 28, 2011 9:57 am

PlaceboDiver wrote:Q: What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later


i like this one.thks.
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