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Post Number:#1  Postby John F SeaDemon » Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:08 pm

This course is also known as the "blowjob" course because Bijan termed it as such, despite DAN Instructor Michael Tong saying something else. The course report will be written by Mr. Blowjob Bijan himself  ;D

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Re: Blowjobs in KL: MUW-DAN O2 Provider Course

Post Number:#2  Postby John F SeaDemon » Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:18 pm

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Everyone's watching SKK playing with the mannequin's breasts. From left: SKK, William Tong (NAUI Course Director and Assisting Instructor for the course), SeaDemon, Bijan, Halimi, and jgshuwei.

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I told you people to do chest compressions! Not play with her chest!

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William showing the correct way.

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Blowjob Bijan showing off his skills
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Re: Blowjobs in KL: MUW-DAN O2 Provider Course

Post Number:#3  Postby Snafu » Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:20 pm

Hahahahaha...more O2 provider & first aider in MUW!!!!!!

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Re: Blowjobs in KL: MUW-DAN O2 Provider Course

Post Number:#4  Postby John F SeaDemon » Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:23 pm

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Wah..see? Now her breasts are bigger! ;D

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Okay, now assemble these in the fastest time....

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...into this!

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Re: Blowjobs in KL: MUW-DAN O2 Provider Course

Post Number:#5  Postby John F SeaDemon » Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:31 pm

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SKK thinks it's sap sap sui only...until he has to assemble all that again...

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...in the dark!

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Halimi administering O2 to multiple victims (SeaDemon and Bijan)

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"Eh, Bijan! You always become the victim. I'm charging you RM15 per puff for that O2!" ;D

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Re: Blowjobs in KL: MUW-DAN O2 Provider Course

Post Number:#6  Postby mocha » Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:49 pm

who got best student?? hehe.....

btw, basic CPR included in the course??  
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Re: Blowjobs in KL: MUW-DAN O2 Provider Course

Post Number:#7  Postby jgshuwei » Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:57 pm

We were trained to do blow job....

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Blowjobs in KL: MUW-DAN O2 Provider Course

Post Number:#8  Postby bijan » Sun Jun 24, 2007 10:11 pm

This course is also known as the "blowjob" course because Bijan termed it as such, despite DAN Instructor Michael Tong saying something else.


*(!&$(*!&(!%)($*@)!*@!$(*@!)$*@$)$*@)#$*#^*^(&*&*^^(

did i termed it as such?? ehehhe
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Re: Blowjobs in KL: MUW-DAN O2 Provider Course

Post Number:#9  Postby bijan » Sun Jun 24, 2007 10:11 pm

MUW DAN Oxygen Provider,23rd June 2007
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Instructor:Micheal Tong

Place       : NAUI Pacific Rim Kuala Lumpur

The participants for the course include me, SeaDemon, Halimi, SuperKingKong and Jgshuwei..Firstly, i would like to thank the participants to take up the course with me and i hope all of us benefited from the programme. Well i myself, learnt a lot of new things that day. I had fun assembling/dismantling the unit.
anyways, DIVE SAFE.


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The first part of our course, which is the theory part consist of presentation slides and watching  a video. The presentation slides highlights the various topics that will be covered in the course and the instructor will be there to explain them to you. As while, the video, further explains on the presentation slides you've seen previously in audio-visual format. The theory covers on topics such as recognition of scuba diving illnesses and injuries that may benefit from oxygen first aid, and in techniques for the provision of oxygen to both breathing and non-breathing victims using a DAN Oxygen Unit or similar oxygen delivery system.

After lunch, we started our practical part. Firstly, we were exposed to CPR(cardiopulmonary resuscitation). For SeaDemon, Halimi and Jgshuwei, they have practiced this as they have taken their EFR. SKK and I, still virgin CPR practicioners :P.FYI, the new standards for CPR stands at 30 compressions 2 breaths a cycle. Next, we were taught on the various components of a DAN Oxygen Delivery Unit and the various masks available for the delivery. At the same time, Micheal explained on how to assess the situation and use which mask depending on the situation at hand. Later, we were trained to assemble and dismantle the Oxygen Unit whether its day or night. Lastly, proper administration of oxygen was demonstrated and practiced by each of us

Micheal, thru his past experience as a DAN Instructor and NAUI president, reminded us on the importance of [highlight]LOGGING YOUR DIVEs[/highlight] as it is vital to effectively assess the situation. A DAN Oxygen Provider need to convey this information on to a medical officer later on. He also mentioned about [highlight]the danger of trusting too much on your dive computer and reminded us constantly to dive within your limits of training.[/highlight]

In conclusion, DAN Oxygen Provider course is a good training for rescue divers, divemasters and instructors.

ANYBODY UP FOR NEXT ROUND?
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Re: Blowjobs in KL: MUW-DAN O2 Provider Course

Post Number:#10  Postby bijan » Sun Jun 24, 2007 10:15 pm

who got best student?? hehe.....

btw, basic CPR included in the course??  


best student? either SeaDemon or Halimi..either one of them got only one answer wrong..cant recall whom

basic CPR is [highlight]NOT[/highlight] included in the course but we got it as free additional hours..:D

For future Oxygen Providers, i'll arrange the same modules..:D :D :D..but just basic CPR lar, good for refreshers
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Re: Blowjobs in KL: MUW-DAN O2 Provider Course

Post Number:#11  Postby jgshuwei » Sun Jun 24, 2007 10:22 pm

who got best student?? hehe.....

btw, basic CPR included in the course??  


best student? either SeaDemon or Halimi..either one of them got only one answer wrong..cant recall whom

basic CPR is [highlight]NOT[/highlight] included in the course but we got it as free additional hours..:D

For future Oxygen Providers, i'll arrange the same modules..:D :D :D..but just basic CPR lar, good for refreshers



Thanks for arranging this! ;)
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Re: Blowjobs in KL: MUW-DAN O2 Provider Course

Post Number:#12  Postby John F SeaDemon » Sun Jun 24, 2007 10:34 pm

Yes, thank you, Bijan for arranging. Now I've got to find wood and window glass to make a frame for the certificate.

John, I learnt something la...the harder you puff, the bigger the breasts of the mannequin. :o ;D
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Re: Blowjobs in KL: MUW-DAN O2 Provider Course

Post Number:#13  Postby jgshuwei » Sun Jun 24, 2007 10:40 pm

Glad to know you learned something...
Me? Just learned it from you...

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Blowjobs in KL: MUW-DAN O2 Provider Course

Post Number:#14  Postby tulip » Sun Jun 24, 2007 10:45 pm

John, I learnt something la...the harder you puff, the bigger the breasts of the mannequin. :o ;D



i wonder if it applies to human as well..... :-? :-?
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Re: Blowjobs in KL: MUW-DAN O2 Provider Course

Post Number:#15  Postby John F SeaDemon » Sun Jun 24, 2007 10:48 pm

I felt sleepy after lunch...I had slept late and then woke up early to have breakfast rendezvous with someone. ::) So after a few puffs of O2, my eyes were wide open  ;D
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Re: Blowjobs in KL: MUW-DAN O2 Provider Course

Post Number:#16  Postby bijan » Sun Jun 24, 2007 10:49 pm

who got best student?? hehe.....

btw, basic CPR included in the course??  


best student? either SeaDemon or Halimi..either one of them got only one answer wrong..cant recall whom

basic CPR is [highlight]NOT[/highlight] included in the course but we got it as free additional hours..:D

For future Oxygen Providers, i'll arrange the same modules..:D :D :D..but just basic CPR lar, good for refreshers



Thanks for arranging this! ;)


Yes, thank you, Bijan for arranging. Now I've got to find wood and window glass to make a frame for the certificate.

John, I learnt something la...the harder you puff, the bigger the breasts of the mannequin. :o ;D


no problem..i just wanna learn..next course, neural assessment perhaps?
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Re: Blowjobs in KL: MUW-DAN O2 Provider Course

Post Number:#17  Postby John F SeaDemon » Mon Jun 25, 2007 4:35 am

My next course will be something different la...pertaining to my soon-new second-hand toy. ::)
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Re: Blowjobs in KL: MUW-DAN O2 Provider Course

Post Number:#18  Postby Nizaha » Mon Jun 25, 2007 9:06 pm

Congrat to SD , SKK, Halimi, Bijan and jgshuwei

Way to go..

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Re: Blowjobs in KL: MUW-DAN O2 Provider Course

Post Number:#19  Postby John F SeaDemon » Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:27 am

Thank u bro Zaha
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Re: Blowjobs in KL: MUW-DAN O2 Provider Course

Post Number:#20  Postby sheik » Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:31 am

Congrats to those who's done huffing and puffing...and I hope you not need to do that in real life...
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Post Number:#21  Postby John F SeaDemon » Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:40 am

Congrats to those who's done huffing and puffing...and I hope you not need to do that in real life...


Not if divers put into practise what's been taught to them and dive safely. ;)
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Post Number:#22  Postby sheik » Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:44 am

Congrats to those who's done huffing and puffing...and I hope you not need to do that in real life...


Not if divers put into practise what's been taught to them and dive safely. ;)



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Re: Blowjobs in KL: MUW-DAN O2 Provider Course

Post Number:#23  Postby jgshuwei » Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:40 am

Congrats to those who's done huffing and puffing...and I hope you not need to do that in real life...


Not if divers put into practise what's been taught to them and dive safely. ;)



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Post Number:#24  Postby zimm » Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:56 am

congrat guys......now i feel a lot "safer" when i go diving with MUW members ;) :P
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Post Number:#25  Postby bijan » Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:50 am

My next course will be something different la...pertaining to my soon-new second-hand toy. ::)


hehehehe..i know what it is...

Congrat to SD , SKK, Halimi, Bijan and jgshuwei

Way to go..

Zaha


thanks bro zaha

congrat guys......now i feel a lot "safer" when i go diving with MUW members ;) :P


"safer"?? haha..in the vicinity, if no oxygen unit oso no use..hehe
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Post Number:#26  Postby John F SeaDemon » Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:52 am

My next course will be something different la...pertaining to my soon-new second-hand toy. ::)


hehehehe..i know what it is...

Congrat to SD , SKK, Halimi, Bijan and jgshuwei

Way to go..

Zaha


thanks bro zaha

congrat guys......now i feel a lot "safer" when i go diving with MUW members ;) :P


"safer"?? haha..in the vicinity, if no oxygen unit oso no use..hehe


Can still do CPR mah  ;) ;D :-? ::)
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Re: Blowjobs in KL: MUW-DAN O2 Provider Course

Post Number:#27  Postby bijan » Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:00 am

My next course will be something different la...pertaining to my soon-new second-hand toy. ::)


hehehehe..i know what it is...

Congrat to SD , SKK, Halimi, Bijan and jgshuwei

Way to go..

Zaha


thanks bro zaha

congrat guys......now i feel a lot "safer" when i go diving with MUW members ;) :P


"safer"?? haha..in the vicinity, if no oxygen unit oso no use..hehe


Can still do CPR mah  ;) ;D :-? ::)


;D ;D ;D ..victim will have to do with 16-17% of oxygen instead of 100%..
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Re: Blowjobs in KL: MUW-DAN O2 Provider Course

Post Number:#28  Postby John F SeaDemon » Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:37 am

My next course will be something different la...pertaining to my soon-new second-hand toy. ::)


hehehehe..i know what it is...

Congrat to SD , SKK, Halimi, Bijan and jgshuwei

Way to go..

Zaha


thanks bro zaha

congrat guys......now i feel a lot "safer" when i go diving with MUW members ;) :P


"safer"?? haha..in the vicinity, if no oxygen unit oso no use..hehe


Can still do CPR mah  ;) ;D :-? ::)


;D ;D ;D ..victim will have to do with 16-17% of oxygen instead of 100%..


And I don't have a pocket mask to do it with  ;D
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Re: Blowjobs in KL: MUW-DAN O2 Provider Course

Post Number:#29  Postby bijan » Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:59 am

My next course will be something different la...pertaining to my soon-new second-hand toy. ::)


hehehehe..i know what it is...

Congrat to SD , SKK, Halimi, Bijan and jgshuwei

Way to go..

Zaha


thanks bro zaha

congrat guys......now i feel a lot "safer" when i go diving with MUW members ;) :P


"safer"?? haha..in the vicinity, if no oxygen unit oso no use..hehe


Can still do CPR mah  ;) ;D :-? ::)


;D ;D ;D ..victim will have to do with 16-17% of oxygen instead of 100%..


And I don't have a pocket mask to do it with  ;D


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Re: Blowjobs in KL: MUW-DAN O2 Provider Course

Post Number:#30  Postby jgshuwei » Tue Jun 26, 2007 4:49 pm

I want to do blow job, not to be blowed... ;D ;D ;D

I will always let others to do the guys, let me save the gals... ;D ;D ;D
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