Author Topic: Kencing in Wetsuit v1 (Read 2966 times)

flying_tapir · « **Reply #30 on:** October 11, 2006, 12:11:26 AM »

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;D petai ?? hahah..cam la korang bleh bau pun...

Beer ??..alamak...dah lama benti...beer tak penah minum pung...minum JD / vodka lime ada laa...hahahaah

huhuhu...sula mau kawin loh..lu jgn ala itu pelangai minum2 loh..nanti lu punya anak ala jadi itu mcm seademon..jadi setan wooo..muaahahah..(kepada encik seademon, di harap maafkan patik..memandangkan rayo nak dokek.maafkan la ajo yo)..

xsynie · « **Reply #31 on:** October 13, 2006, 04:29:02 PM »

Asalamualaikum,

Selamat Berpuaso pada yang berpuaso.....

.......yang tak tu Selamat Makan.. ;D..lah.

Den pun setuju tu, kalau boleh tinggalkan lah minuman tu..... >

.......tapi kalau nak toing jugak.. :

.. ha rayo rayo ni ramai orang buat tapai....................apo laie....tonggang lah segelas air tapai.. :-X :-X ;D ;D

Selamat Berhari Rayo.......................

XSYNIE

rinaaz · « **Reply #32 on:** October 15, 2006, 09:08:36 AM »

;D hhaa...alhamdullilah..dah benti minum laa...tak minum dah air setan tu.. heheh... 8-)

pacai · « **Reply #33 on:** October 15, 2006, 01:25:05 PM »

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hehehe...kalo during wedding pun..mcm la org perasan pun aku kencing...hahahaha

muahaha..cuba mkn petai..compom org perasan..tambah pulak cuba minum beer..mesti kuning je all the way.. ;D

itu namanya "teritory marking".. so kalau orang nampak kuning kuning sikit around u tu.. maknanya please stay away, avoid trespassing, or come near at your own risk. hahaha... dive + beer + girl = heaven.

flying_tapir · « **Reply #34 on:** October 15, 2006, 05:56:27 PM »

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hehehe...kalo during wedding pun..mcm la org perasan pun aku kencing...hahahaha

muahaha..cuba mkn petai..compom org perasan..tambah pulak cuba minum beer..mesti kuning je all the way.. ;D

itu namanya "teritory marking".. so kalau orang nampak kuning kuning sikit around u tu.. maknanya please stay away, avoid trespassing, or come near at your own risk. hahaha... dive + beer + girl = heaven.

dive+beer+chick = disaster to all..but somehow..ehehe..you know wht i mean

;D

nazir4321 · « **Reply #35 on:** October 15, 2006, 10:38:04 PM »

aku kalau dalam air selalu bocor ler.. pasal yer.. penah sekali tu berapa kali pon tak ingat.. asik terkeluar jer.. nak tahan tak sempat.. wetsut jadi mangsa hahaha

rinaaz · « **Reply #36 on:** October 16, 2006, 10:12:11 AM »

;D sama la kita...

pacai · « **Reply #37 on:** October 16, 2006, 01:08:42 PM »

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aku kalau dalam air selalu bocor ler.. pasal yer.. penah sekali tu berapa kali pon tak ingat.. asik terkeluar jer.. nak tahan tak sempat.. wetsut jadi mangsa hahaha

dats y u shud stick to shorties. senang.. selak je. hahaha.

rinaaz · « **Reply #38 on:** October 16, 2006, 02:54:34 PM »

;D ;D ;D lawak..lawak..

flying_tapir · « **Reply #39 on:** October 17, 2006, 02:06:04 PM »

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aku kalau dalam air selalu bocor ler.. pasal yer.. penah sekali tu berapa kali pon tak ingat.. asik terkeluar jer.. nak tahan tak sempat.. wetsut jadi mangsa hahaha

dats y u shud stick to shorties. senang.. selak je. hahaha.

ermm..4 me the feeling peeing under water is unexplainable..besh je, cam takde sape nak marah. ;D

anas · « **Reply #40 on:** October 17, 2006, 08:19:03 PM »

jangan kencing, i mean pull the anu and kencing sembarangan. silap2 depan kerapu yg tengah lapar. dia mungkin ingat nemo color pink. terus dia ngap! dendang tak berlagu nanti...

Jim · « **Reply #41 on:** October 17, 2006, 09:24:32 PM »

....bagi mereka yg belum sunat, kira sunat free laaaaaaa...............

flying_tapir · « **Reply #42 on:** October 17, 2006, 10:52:20 PM »

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....bagi mereka yg belum sunat, kira sunat free laaaaaaa...............

tu bukan sunat free bro..tu mengubah kejadian kita selamanya..tiada lagi kenikmatan.. ;D

jade · « **Reply #43 on:** November 02, 2006, 12:07:46 PM »

ada sesapa tgk kat discovery channel tak (or was it national geographic?) psl 1 mat saleh windsurfer ni yg dah byk kali kena attack shark? diorang dok buat research & eventually found out that it was his urine smell yg attract those biggies! urine dia ada chemical yg terover power bau kot.... tak pon dia makan petai ke apa :o

so lps ni sesapa yg nak kencing underwater kena toleh kiri kanan dulu & mk sure tak de any sharks ard ;D

rinaaz · « **Reply #44 on:** November 06, 2006, 03:55:53 AM »

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jangan kencing, i mean pull the anu and kencing sembarangan. silap2 depan kerapu yg tengah lapar. dia mungkin ingat nemo color pink. terus dia ngap! dendang tak berlagu nanti...

;D ;D ;D ;D.... "dia mungkin ingat nemo color pink".....apa yg kaler pink ???.... hahahah 8-)

SeaDemon · « **Reply #45 on:** November 07, 2006, 04:00:13 PM »

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ada sesapa tgk kat discovery channel tak (or was it national geographic?) psl 1 mat saleh windsurfer ni yg dah byk kali kena attack shark? diorang dok buat research & eventually found out that it was his urine smell yg attract those biggies! urine dia ada chemical yg terover power bau kot.... tak pon dia makan petai ke apa :o

so lps ni sesapa yg nak kencing underwater kena toleh kiri kanan dulu & mk sure tak de any sharks ard ;D

Last trip we all kencing dalam laut...ada orang tu siap berdiri kat jeti Marine Park kencing...ada gambar. Lepas tu baru dapat Sheik ambik gambar shark.

flying_tapir · « **Reply #46 on:** November 07, 2006, 10:35:10 PM »

ye ke kencing attract shark..keh2 mcm tu kalau nak hunt down kita kencing ramai2 la kat one spot..

matpung · « **Reply #47 on:** January 10, 2007, 04:19:06 PM »

Giler korang semoa....
Bahaya woo... Bak kata pepatah Arab,
Kencing dlm wetsuit nanti bau macam hanjin laut.
Ikan jaws suka...

Be Care Full... >

But, I did it also.... cannot 'hold' !!!

spazm · « **Reply #48 on:** January 10, 2007, 04:26:12 PM »

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Giler korang semoa....
Bahaya woo... Bak kata pepatah Arab,
Kencing dlm wetsuit nanti bau macam hanjin laut.
Ikan jaws suka...

Be Care Full... >
But, I did it also.... cannot 'hold' !!!

It's never bad to pee in your wetsuit...it good to keep you warm on a long cold dive..

SeaDemon · « **Reply #49 on:** January 11, 2007, 12:12:10 AM »

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Giler korang semoa....
Bahaya woo... Bak kata pepatah Arab,
Kencing dlm wetsuit nanti bau macam hanjin laut.
Ikan jaws suka...

Be Care Full... >
But, I did it also.... cannot 'hold' !!!

It's never bad to pee in your wetsuit...it good to keep you warm on a long cold dive..

Well, that would be true initially. Because all it does is to lower your body temperature.

bottle · « **Reply #50 on:** January 11, 2007, 08:54:46 AM »

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
korang ni.... made me gila juak.... kelakar sangat la....

baru aje vote....

matpung · « **Reply #51 on:** January 11, 2007, 11:02:12 AM »

I've heard a lot's of 'pantang larang and petua' at sea.

SD, maybe we can open one topic on this issue?
I'm sure, it'll help.

rinaaz · « **Reply #52 on:** January 19, 2007, 05:35:27 PM »

Jom kita kencing dlm wet suit ... ;D

nazimkecik · « **Reply #53 on:** January 19, 2007, 06:05:11 PM »

hahaha siapa orang tuh?? :o

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ada sesapa tgk kat discovery channel tak (or was it national geographic?) psl 1 mat saleh windsurfer ni yg dah byk kali kena attack shark? diorang dok buat research & eventually found out that it was his urine smell yg attract those biggies! urine dia ada chemical yg terover power bau kot.... tak pon dia makan petai ke apa :o

so lps ni sesapa yg nak kencing underwater kena toleh kiri kanan dulu & mk sure tak de any sharks ard ;D

Last trip we all kencing dalam laut...ada orang tu siap berdiri kat jeti Marine Park kencing...ada gambar. Lepas tu baru dapat Sheik ambik gambar shark.

SeaDemon · « **Reply #54 on:** January 19, 2007, 08:17:22 PM »

Hahaha..ada la yang nak kena sunat by a Titan Triggerfish :

;D

SEASIR · « **Reply #55 on:** January 20, 2007, 06:27:51 PM »

Aku dapat maklumat yang terbaru bahawa kencing dalam wetsuit tu sebenarnya selamat

khususnya bagi orang muslim kerana mereka dah bersunat tapi tang cerita mamak olang

putih yang kencing dalam wetsuit tu dan di kejar jerung pulak adalah disebabkan

kencingnya itu terkantung dalam kantung kulitnya yang lebih tu, sebab dia punya pen

masuk dalam dan kulinya saja yang duk luar...maka banyaklah kencingnya itu berdiam

dalam kulitnya yang terlebih disitu.

(itulah di antara kelebihan bersunat)

bersunatlah kamu sebelum kamu disunatkan.

Author Topic: Kencing in Wetsuit v1 (Read 2966 times)

flying_tapir

xsynie

rinaaz

pacai

flying_tapir

nazir4321

rinaaz

pacai

rinaaz

flying_tapir

anas

Jim

flying_tapir

jade

rinaaz

SeaDemon

flying_tapir

matpung

spazm

SeaDemon

bottle

matpung

rinaaz

nazimkecik

SeaDemon

SEASIR