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'Blowjob'
« on: October 01, 2007, 09:13:33 PM »

Since i'm still new in this scuba thingy,can someone senior share their skills in underwater breathing.So tiring la waiting on the boat when the rest is still down under having fun. Any tips how to do it ah?

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but if this topic had been out before,i'm sorry.still a newbie la...

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Re: 'Blowjob'
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2007, 10:35:03 PM »

dont worry bro.. just enjoy your waiting moment.. im also like that sometimes  ;)

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Re: 'Blowjob'
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2007, 10:55:05 PM »

It's like that one ma.....
When u out of air first, then wait lor.... :P
On thAt time, u can enjoy the scenery around u.
Maybe if u lucky, can see something interesting...
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Re: 'Blowjob'
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2007, 11:16:26 PM »

  :icon_rr: watching bubbles from above is not a very good nice scenery la deyyy  :laughing11:

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Re: 'Blowjob'
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2007, 04:05:52 AM »

bring extra tank la bro.then they hav to wait for u lah pulak another 1 hour

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Re: 'Blowjob'
« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2007, 12:53:00 AM »

underwater breathing skills??? ... hmmmmm .... breathe slow and deep .. heheheheh ..

one of the way that i think might just improve ur underwater air consumption wld be to improve ur buoyancy of which will make u more COMFORTABLE underwater and does not struggle much to move around ...

your activity ... try to dive relax and does not move around like energiser bunny ...

remain calm and always be aware of your breathing patterns ... avoid holding your breath and shallow breathing ....

keep fit ...

only dive in a condition u r comfortable with ...

my 2 psi worth ...



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Re: 'Blowjob'
« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2007, 01:03:26 AM »

yes, ikan has already said wat i wanted to say..hehehe..slow and deep..

skreeeettttt skroohhhhhhh

anyway, this will be a good read related to Surface Air Consumption

http://malaysianunderwater.com/smff/index.php/topic,520.0.html

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Re: 'Blowjob'
« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2007, 05:20:07 AM »

Count on the way in...same count on the way out

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Re: 'Blowjob'
« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2007, 06:20:47 AM »

bla lar jep...nubie konon...
(yea rite drunkendiver...u aint no newbie)
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Re: 'Blowjob'
« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2007, 11:20:07 AM »

There are, in my experience, three major factors--make that four--that come into play with people we quite unkindly call 'hoovers' (because of their ability to suck their tanks down quickly).

1) As ikan noted, buoyancy and trim.
• If you are overweighted you will waste a lot of air pumping and dumping gas into and from your BCD in an effort to stay neutral.
• If you are underweighted you will have to breathe in fast and constantly exhale in order to stay down.
• If you have poor trim (you are not horizontal in the water) you expend a lot of energy pushing water ahead of you instead of slicing through it (think about how you spash somebody with your flat hand on the surface of the water), which means you are working harder and getting nowhere fast while you deplete your supply of air in the process.

2) Breathing technique. Shallow breathing leaves a lot of 'dead air' in your airways that is saturated with CO2. Excess CO2 in the respiratory system is what triggers the breathing impulse by the brain. Breathe all the air out of your lungs on every breath to get rid of all that excess CO2 and you will find that you can breathe more slowly and evenly, and therefore improve your air consumption.

3) Large lungs. Big men have big lungs, big muscles, etc. They simply consume more air! I had a dive instructor as a customer last week. This guy dives six days a week in Hawaii and has 7000 dives to his credit. He just couldn't stay down for a full one hour dive at our dive depths with a 12 l tank, and it was obvious this wasn't a newbie problem! Once I convinced him to dive with a 15 l tank, everybody was happy!

4) Fitness and health. Unfit people just breathe more heavily. Fitness is not a question of physical size--that is, slender people with lovely bodies can be horribly unfit, while people with a little lard on their frames can be very fit! If you get out of breath climbing stairs or walking up a slight hill, you should take measures to improve your cardiovascular fitness. Hand in hand with this is the temporary state of your health. When you're ill, or recovering from an illness, you will breathe down your tank faster. It's just a fact!

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Re: 'Blowjob'
« Reply #10 on: October 04, 2007, 11:27:54 AM »

Can always share air with your buddy girl friend :D :D :D

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Re: 'Blowjob'
« Reply #11 on: October 04, 2007, 07:01:02 PM »

Feed me !! Feed me!!!..yesss keep  it coming babehhh!!!..thanks guys..

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Re: 'Blowjob'
« Reply #12 on: October 05, 2007, 12:07:37 AM »

There are, in my experience, three major factors--make that four--that come into play with people we quite unkindly call 'hoovers' (because of their ability to suck their tanks down quickly).

1) As ikan noted, buoyancy and trim.
• If you are overweighted you will waste a lot of air pumping and dumping gas into and from your BCD in an effort to stay neutral.
• If you are underweighted you will have to breathe in fast and constantly exhale in order to stay down.
• If you have poor trim (you are not horizontal in the water) you expend a lot of energy pushing water ahead of you instead of slicing through it (think about how you spash somebody with your flat hand on the surface of the water), which means you are working harder and getting nowhere fast while you deplete your supply of air in the process.

2) Breathing technique. Shallow breathing leaves a lot of 'dead air' in your airways that is saturated with CO2. Excess CO2 in the respiratory system is what triggers the breathing impulse by the brain. Breathe all the air out of your lungs on every breath to get rid of all that excess CO2 and you will find that you can breathe more slowly and evenly, and therefore improve your air consumption.

3) Large lungs. Big men have big lungs, big muscles, etc. They simply consume more air! I had a dive instructor as a customer last week. This guy dives six days a week in Hawaii and has 7000 dives to his credit. He just couldn't stay down for a full one hour dive at our dive depths with a 12 l tank, and it was obvious this wasn't a newbie problem! Once I convinced him to dive with a 15 l tank, everybody was happy!

4) Fitness and health. Unfit people just breathe more heavily. Fitness is not a question of physical size--that is, slender people with lovely bodies can be horribly unfit, while people with a little lard on their frames can be very fit! If you get out of breath climbing stairs or walking up a slight hill, you should take measures to improve your cardiovascular fitness. Hand in hand with this is the temporary state of your health. When you're ill, or recovering from an illness, you will breathe down your tank faster. It's just a fact!


Good one Quero, pretty comprehensive. Could only come from one who has been to the 'battlefield'.  Learned a few things meself. thanks

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Re: 'Blowjob'
« Reply #13 on: October 05, 2007, 03:42:56 AM »

utk ko jep senang jer...quit smoking
confirm jd ikan nanti... :D

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Re: 'Blowjob'
« Reply #14 on: October 05, 2007, 05:12:09 AM »

Newbie Taik kuching!

My 2 cents:- Dont get horny underwater & Dont follow female divers with bikini.

hahaha ...  In serious note.. its all about bouyancy.