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Offline PlaceboDiverTopic starter

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Laughter is the best medicine..?
« on: December 22, 2010, 02:34:38 PM »

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Re: Laughter is the best medicine..?
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2010, 02:35:22 PM »

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Re: Laughter is the best medicine..?
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2010, 02:36:01 PM »

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Re: Laughter is the best medicine..?
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2010, 02:39:20 PM »

Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.
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Re: Laughter is the best medicine..?
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2010, 02:39:55 PM »

Q: What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later
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Re: Laughter is the best medicine..?
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2010, 02:40:23 PM »

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Re: Laughter is the best medicine..?
« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2010, 03:00:10 PM »

Haaaa.......entertaining....keep it coming!!!
Thanks bro!
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Re: Laughter is the best medicine..?
« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2010, 03:01:59 PM »

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Re: Laughter is the best medicine..?
« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2010, 04:48:15 PM »

wow these are some good stuffs ^_^
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Re: Laughter is the best medicine..?
« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2010, 05:59:14 PM »

Quote from: EddySmellyFish on December 22, 2010, 04:48:15 PM
wow these are some good stuffs ^_^



haha...  :smileinbox: :smileinbox:
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Re: Laughter is the best medicine..?
« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2010, 11:30:23 AM »

thanks for sharing.... nice one
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Re: Laughter is the best medicine..?
« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2010, 01:33:16 PM »

no prob  :P :P
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Re: Laughter is the best medicine..?
« Reply #12 on: December 27, 2010, 07:06:34 PM »

i love this the most

Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.

hahahahahha
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Re: Laughter is the best medicine..?
« Reply #13 on: December 28, 2010, 06:57:56 PM »

Quote from: stonefins on December 27, 2010, 07:06:34 PM
i love this the most

Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.

hahahahahha




hahahaha... that's funny... LMAO!!!
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Re: Laughter is the best medicine..?
« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2011, 06:06:46 PM »

cool..!!made me smile for a while :D :D :D
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Re: Laughter is the best medicine..?
« Reply #15 on: February 28, 2011, 09:57:18 AM »

Quote from: PlaceboDiver on December 22, 2010, 02:39:55 PM
Q: What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later


i like this one.thks.
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