Author Topic: When u r stopped by a police due to speeding... (Read 2669 times)

SuperKingKong® · « **on:** September 10, 2007, 05:38:54 AM »

When u r stopped by a police due to speeding... Because mother nature calls...what not, u have a stomach ache... (cannot tahan already.. that very last minute). do u still bother to stop?

Scorpenesub · « **Reply #1 on:** September 10, 2007, 05:51:08 AM »

Hi SKK,

I don't think you have a valid reason not to stop when you are flagged by the police. Failure to do so would put you in an incriminating position as the police will think you are running away from something.

And when approached by a police officer, it is always best to have your hands on the wheels where the police can see and reassuring them that you pose no threat to their safety and thus yourself.

As for the pee, I don't know man. Never had such an overwhelming urge to pee before.....

SuperKingKong® · « **Reply #2 on:** September 10, 2007, 06:21:01 AM »

i guess pee is still not a big deal.. but what about... stomach ache.. and u need to ... poo?

Scorpenesub · « **Reply #3 on:** September 10, 2007, 05:02:27 PM »

Quote from: SuperKingKong® on September 10, 2007, 06:21:01 AM

i guess pee is still not a big deal.. but what about... stomach ache.. and u need to ... poo?

Yup...encountered that situation before....instant reaction after taking food from a rest-stop.....just have to tahan until next rest-stop, and thank goodness there were many along North-South highway....

babyFin · « **Reply #4 on:** September 10, 2007, 05:16:17 PM »

i never encounter that scenario before.. but i think still, u can spend few minutes and tell him in the face wat re u up to.. if he look ur face is so real acting, he oso human wat..

MT_Tanc · « **Reply #5 on:** September 11, 2007, 01:10:37 AM »

Quote from: SuperKingKong® on September 10, 2007, 06:21:01 AM

i guess pee is still not a big deal.. but what about... stomach ache.. and u need to ... poo?

just release the warning gas 1st.make sure the cops realized

Scorpenesub · « **Reply #6 on:** September 11, 2007, 02:11:20 AM »

Good one empty_tank....unfortunately at that stage of urgency, the s*** will also fly......

SuperKingKong® · « **Reply #7 on:** September 11, 2007, 03:42:03 AM »

ya.. release warning gas... mana tau (who knows) .. if both come out together... hahahaa... euhhww!

i think i still remember the word... "shart" ..

forgotten which movie i learnt it from. it's sh*t + f*rt together...

Ery · « **Reply #8 on:** September 11, 2007, 03:57:24 AM »

i wud definitely stop and tell the police the truth. hahaha

fauzibaie · « **Reply #9 on:** April 24, 2011, 10:53:49 AM »

Quote from: SuperKingKong® on September 11, 2007, 03:42:03 AM

ya.. release warning gas... mana tau (who knows) .. if both come out together... hahahaa... euhhww!

i think i still remember the word... "shart" .. forgotten which movie i learnt it from. it's sh*t + f*rt together...

I just have to say that I love this one . . .
I am waiting for my Mrs at the Hospital andreading this made my day.
Who would have combined sh*t and f*rt sto becme shart . . . LOL . . .

vash_h · « **Reply #10 on:** April 24, 2011, 12:37:18 PM »

i encountered this before.. i told the policeman to wait.. i get out of the car, run to the roadside and pee.. then later i walk back to my car, with the police man, then told him why i was speeding.. i was trying to go to the nearest R&R to pee..

he let me go with a RM20 'kopi'..

Steven · « **Reply #11 on:** April 29, 2011, 08:45:01 PM »

don't know if you guys realise that this thread is over 3 1/2 half years ago. Most probably those who participated in it would have forgotten about this.

When u r stopped by a police due to speeding...

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Because mother nature calls... (cannot tahan already). do you...